Nutcracker
Updated February 18, 2025
- Total Time
- 10 minutes, plus at least 8 hours freezing
- Prep Time
- 5 minutes
- Cook Time
- 5 minutes, plus at least 8 hours freezing
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Ingredients
½ cup vodka or tequila
½ cup dark rum, preferably Bacardi
½ cup peach schnapps
½ cup Everclear
1 (32-ounce) container fruit punch (preferably Hawaiian Punch), chilled
Preparation
- Step 1
Line up 3 (16-ounce) plastic bottles with lids on your countertop.
- Step 2
To a large mixing bowl or pitcher, add vodka, rum, schnapps, Everclear and fruit punch; whisk to combine.
- Step 3
Fill each bottle using a spouted measuring cup or funnel, leaving a bit of space at the top for the drinks to expand as they freeze. Cover the bottles with lids and shake the drinks to fully combine.
- Step 4
Place drinks in the freezer until slushy, 8 hours and up to 24. (You can make them 24 hours in advance, but know that they’ll need to sit at room temperature for 15 minutes or so to defrost a bit. Make sure to give them a good shake before drinking; they’ll start out slushy but melt quickly.)
The temperature of your liquid will determine how quickly your beverages will freeze. For quicker freezing, chill all your ingredients before assembling.
Private Notes
Comments
While some are deriding this as mere jungle juice, New Yorkers will know the pleasure of buying one of these partly frozen on Coney Island and savoring it for hours. There is deep culture and nostalgia in this drink, not just mere booze (although there’s plenty of that, too ;))
At a Methodist college in Dallas Texas in the ‘70’s alcohol was banned on campus in public. This recipe and a Solo cup solved that problem. “…just Hawaiian Punch Officer Leach!”
Honestly the picture is doing a lot of the heavy lifting of making this drink appealing to me - now I want something pink and refreshing and non-alcoholic
This was really delicious! I didn't use the Everclear; instead, I used 1 cup of vodka. It took MUCH longer to defrost than "15 minutes or so."
Does anyone have a version of this that uses something other than Hawaiian Punch? Something with actual fruit juices?
A far more apt name would be the “Stormy Sea” because this drink is how you turn the flat land into rage rough seas that will have you clinging to the walls, trees, grass for dear life while the waves crest and rage. Stay safe mateys!

