Homemade Hamburger Helper
Published March 18, 2023
- Total Time
- 1 hour 15 minutes
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Ingredients
¼ cup neutral oil, such as canola or vegetable
1 large yellow onion, diced into ½-inch pieces
Salt and black pepper
3 garlic cloves, minced
5 strips uncooked smoked bacon, finely chopped
1 pound ground beef
1 cup dry white wine
3 cups chicken stock or water
¾ cup heavy cream
¼ to ⅓ cup hot sauce
2 teaspoons hot smoked paprika
1 bay leaf
8 ounces elbow pasta
5 slices American cheese, ripped into small pieces
1 ½ cups grated Cheddar
½ cup finely chopped chives
Preparation
- Step 1
Heat a large (12-inch) sauté pan or Dutch oven over medium-low, and add oil and onion; season lightly with salt and pepper. (The hot sauce added in Step 6 will add a lot of flavor, so be careful not to overseason here.) Let cook until the onions turn light beige in color and begin to caramelize, 20 to 25 minutes.
- Step 2
Add garlic and cook until fragrant and starting to brown ever so slightly, about 2 minutes.
- Step 3
Increase heat to medium-high and add bacon and ground beef, using the back of a large spoon to break up the meat into smaller pieces. Continue to cook until the liquid has mostly evaporated and the meat starts to sear and develop a crust on the bottom of the pan, 12 to 15 minutes.
- Step 4
Remove pan from the heat and carefully drain off most of the fat, leaving a little in the pan to keep the meat moist.
- Step 5
Return pan to medium-high heat and add white wine, allowing it to reduce until the mixture is almost dry, about 10 minutes.
- Step 6
Add the chicken stock, heavy cream, hot sauce, paprika and bay leaf to the pan. Mix until combined and bring to a boil.
- Step 7
Once the mixture is boiling, add the pasta and cook until al dente, stirring often, about 9 minutes.
- Step 8
Reduce the heat to low and stir in both types of cheese, stirring until completely melted and sauce is thickened.
- Step 9
Remove the pan from heat, stir in chives and season to taste with salt and pepper. Serve immediately.
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Comments
I got drunk and made this when my fiancee wasn't home and got all these stains on my undershirt when I ate it (I spilled on myself) and it was so good and I don't even care.
This 4-serving gutbuster clocks in at over 1,100 calories per serving. I lightened it up by omitting the bacon, using half-and-half and 93% ground beef. I easily divided it into 6 servings with a salad on the side.
Made as directed, following others' suggestions to cut down on the hot sauce. Delicious! And worked very well using gluten-free macaroni. Although after spending a good hour and a half in the kitchen -- on a recipe inspired by a convenience product, of all things -- my teen son and I decided it would more accurately be titled "Hamburger Complicater."
My family loved this. Per my usual, I made a few modifications. We always use Red lentil pasta. Simply because we prefer the taste. I also chopped a head of cauliflower and added to the meat mixture. Since the volume was bigger, I added the entire pint of cream. And I used broth paste and water. Finally, Kirkland (Costco) Sweet Mesquite seasoning blend. Finally, just shredded cheese. With all of the seasoning, the kids didn't mind the cauliflower and it extended the meal by quite a bit.
Is this originally called Slumgullion? …like Mrs. O’Connor made in ‘It Happened on 5th Avenue.’
Made this tonight but I did not have any heavy cream so I substituted cream cheese. That worked perfectly and added a bit of a tang as well.

