Homemade Hamburger Helper
Published March 18, 2023

- Total Time
- 1 hour 15 minutes
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Ingredients
- ¼cup neutral oil, such as canola or vegetable
- 1large yellow onion, diced into ½-inch pieces
- Salt and black pepper
- 3garlic cloves, minced
- 5strips uncooked smoked bacon, finely chopped
- 1pound ground beef
- 1cup dry white wine
- 3cups chicken stock or water
- ¾cup heavy cream
- ¼ to ⅓cup hot sauce
- 2teaspoons hot smoked paprika
- 1bay leaf
- 8ounces elbow pasta
- 5slices American cheese, ripped into small pieces
- 1½cups grated Cheddar
- ½cup finely chopped chives
Preparation
- Step 1
Heat a large (12-inch) sauté pan or Dutch oven over medium-low, and add oil and onion; season lightly with salt and pepper. (The hot sauce added in Step 6 will add a lot of flavor, so be careful not to overseason here.) Let cook until the onions turn light beige in color and begin to caramelize, 20 to 25 minutes.
- Step 2
Add garlic and cook until fragrant and starting to brown ever so slightly, about 2 minutes.
- Step 3
Increase heat to medium-high and add bacon and ground beef, using the back of a large spoon to break up the meat into smaller pieces. Continue to cook until the liquid has mostly evaporated and the meat starts to sear and develop a crust on the bottom of the pan, 12 to 15 minutes.
- Step 4
Remove pan from the heat and carefully drain off most of the fat, leaving a little in the pan to keep the meat moist.
- Step 5
Return pan to medium-high heat and add white wine, allowing it to reduce until the mixture is almost dry, about 10 minutes.
- Step 6
Add the chicken stock, heavy cream, hot sauce, paprika and bay leaf to the pan. Mix until combined and bring to a boil.
- Step 7
Once the mixture is boiling, add the pasta and cook until al dente, stirring often, about 9 minutes.
- Step 8
Reduce the heat to low and stir in both types of cheese, stirring until completely melted and sauce is thickened.
- Step 9
Remove the pan from heat, stir in chives and season to taste with salt and pepper. Serve immediately.
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I got drunk and made this when my fiancee wasn't home and got all these stains on my undershirt when I ate it (I spilled on myself) and it was so good and I don't even care.
This 4-serving gutbuster clocks in at over 1,100 calories per serving. I lightened it up by omitting the bacon, using half-and-half and 93% ground beef. I easily divided it into 6 servings with a salad on the side.
Made as directed, following others' suggestions to cut down on the hot sauce. Delicious! And worked very well using gluten-free macaroni. Although after spending a good hour and a half in the kitchen -- on a recipe inspired by a convenience product, of all things -- my teen son and I decided it would more accurately be titled "Hamburger Complicater."
Tastes like something a drunk dad invented while the rest of the family was out of town. I love big bold flavors, and spice, but there is way too much going on in the sauce. Couldn't even taste the beef or pasta, let alone the chives. Cut back on the bacon, halve the hot sauce and paprika (add some fresh or dried chile instead), consider bechamel instead of cream, and maybe add some chard and/or chickpeas for your cardiologist. You could even flip the ratio of meat to pasta.
Also, there is absolutely no need to cook the onions in 1/4 c. of oil. You need no more than a tablespoon, two if you want. And you could just cook the bacon first and sauté the onion in that fat.
I wanted to meal prep this, so I did some changes but it turned out great!! I added about 5 cups mixed frozen veg before the onion and drained liquid before adding the beef. I also didn't have bacon so I didn't use it, but it turned out great!! the added veg turns it into almost 6-8 servings depending on how hungry you are!
this was pretty good but honestly im not sure worth all the work it was to make it
